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heartscale:

i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is

(via catnippackets)

— 8 hours ago with 24154 notes

piecesofamoonchyld:

shmamanda:

jaimieamabitch:

yas more of these!

I’m so sad, I found some of these in a thrift store in a tiny town on the peninsula and I didn’t buy them! And now they’re gone!

Hubs will enjoy this. ^_^

(Source: claudiamatossilva, via catnippackets)

— 9 hours ago with 83220 notes

aitaikimochi:

The Story of the Samezuka Bug Catching Event

Notes: this is probably my favorite track (and the sourin is so strong
lol)

~~~

*door opens*
Sousuke: Oh? Welcome back, Rin.
Rin: Hey Sousuke. Oh, what’cha up to? Summer vacation homework?
Sousuke: Yeah…Hey Rin, can you help me with English?
Rin: Nuh-uh~ It doesn’t make sense for me to do it for you.
Sousuke: C’mon, besides… you taught me last time!
Rin: Ugh…okay fine. Just a little bit.
Sousuke: *laughs* You’re really helping me out!
Rin: Yeah yeah…
Sousuke: In other news, wasn’t it hot today? My throat is burning like mad.
Rin: That’s right, me too.
Sousuke: Well then…how about the loser has to buy the winner juice?
Rin: You’re ON!
Both: JAN KEN…
Rin: AW YEAH I WIN!
Sousuke: Damn…
Rin: So about that juice…any kind is fine.
Sousuke: Okay…I’ll go to the vending machine to get it.

~~~

Momo: I’m back! Pyunsuke~~~ Were you lonely when I wasn’t here, Pyunsuke? 
Nitori: Momo-kun, I don’t think stag beetles get lonely…
Momo: Noooo Pyunsuke…
Nitori: Momo-kun, don’t just be worrying about stag beetles. Don’t you have other things to do? 
Momo: Pyunsuke~~ you were crawling around today huh…that’s so cool!
Nitori: He’s totally ignoring me…I guess I’ll do my homework. Hmm…well then, now where is my English homework? Should be around here somewhere… AH!! Momo-kun watch out!
Momo: Ahhhhh!!!!!
Nitori: Momo-kun are you okay!
Momo: I’m fine! Pyunsuke should also be okay…WAIT WHERE IS PYUNSUKE?
Nitori: Oh man he’s flying somewhere!
Momo: Pyunsukeeee where are you going!!?!?

~~~

Rin: It’s so damn noisy, who the hell is running? Oh shit, I totally forgot to tell Momo and Ai’s training menu for tomorrow… I wonder if they’re in their room… *knock knock* Ai, Momo? Are they not here? All right I’m coming in…what the…IT IS SO MESSY IN HERE. IN FACT, IT IS WAY TOO MESSY. I told them so many times to clean up! Where the hell did they go?

~~~

Sousuke: Hmm…I guess I’ll get cola for myself, but I wonder what Rin wants…He did say he didn’t care, but that just makes it harder for me to decide!
Ai: *gasping* Momo-kun wait up! You’re too fast!
Momo: What are you talking about, Nitori-senpai? If we don’t hurry Pyunsuke will fly out of the dorm!
Ai: I know!! Oh? Yamazaki-senpai! You did well today!
Momo: Good job today! I recommend the top right drink!
Sousuke: Ah? Yeah…
Momo: Pyunsuke~~ where are you going?
Ai: Momo-kun wait uppppp!!!
Sousuke: What the heck are those two doing?
*running*
Rin: Hey Sousukeee! Did you see Ai and Momo come by here?
Sousuke: Ah yeah, the two of them ran over there!
Rin: Thank you!
Sousuke: Wait Rin! What about your juice? Which one do you want?
Rin: I don’t really care! Just get me the top right one!
Sousuke: The top right one? Hm….? Okay then…

~~~

Ai & Momo: *gasps*
Ai: Pyunsuke~ where are you? Momo-kun look! That stag beetle on that tree might be Pyunsuke!
Momo: That brilliant form…it DEFINITELY is Pyunsuke!
Nitori & Momo: Ahhhh!!
Rin: I FOUND YOU GUYS!
Ai: Rin-senpai…
Rin: Oi…..Ai!
Ai: YES!
Momo: Nitori-senpai!
Ai: Momo-kun, leave this here to me. You need to go! I’m begging you!
Momo: Nitori-senpai!!!!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU SENPAI!
Rin: Ai! What the hell is wrong with your room?
Ai: I’m sorry, I got caught up with practice and was definitely going to clean up but I uh…
Rin: WHY YOU!!!!!!
Ai: AHHH!!!
Rin: Just by looking at your room I can tell what’s really in your heart. Clean up that shit before practice tomorrow otherwise I AM THROWING EVERYTHING AWAY.
Ai: OKAY! I’M SORRY! *runs away*
Momo: Pyunsuke!! Ah there he is!
Rin: HEY MOMO!
Momo: Guhh, Rin-senpai!
Rin: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM. WHY THE HELL IS IT SO DIRTY?
Momo: Ahhhh…before that, please hear me out…
Rin: AHHHHH!!!!!
Momo: *crying* Ahhh Pyunsuke is heading towards Rin-senpai! Please grab it, Rin-senpai!
Rin: What? *Pyunsuke flies into Rin* GAHH OUCH! What the????? The stag beetles—!!!
Momo: Rin-senpai, that’s amazing! You’re definitely important to these stag beetles~ There are so many! Yahooooo!
Rin: Don’t pull my chest! I’m getting bitten by these stag beetles!
Momo: Rin-senpai, I’m going to keep all of these!
Rin: I don’t care! This hurts! Oww!
Momo: Rin-senpai, give me at least 10!
Rin: Stop this right now!

~~~

*opens door*
Rin: That was such a pain.
Sousuke: Welcome back!
Rin: Yeah, I’m back…Man, all that running really got me thirsty.
Sousuke: Then drink this. ‘Savor the feelings of stag beetles, a thick and fine sugar honey drink’ By Second Gold Sweets
Rin: Uhhh……
Sousuke: What’s wrong?
Rin: You too?? ‘Savor the feelings of stag beetles, a thick and fine sugar honey drink’ By Second Gold Sweets” WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? This is not a drink that humans should be drinking! Why don’t YOU try drinking this?
Sousuke: Not gonna happen. You were the one who chose it after all…’Give me whatever is on the top right.’
Rin: Why didn’t you think about it a bit more? Isn’t it weird?
Sousuke: Rin *pats* try to remember when we also used to catch stag beetles.
Rin: I’m going to punch you!
Sousuke: Now that’s not fair.

~~~

Nitori: Rin-senpai!
Momo: Yamazaki-senpai!
Nitori & Momo: Good morning!
Nitori: Rin-senpai, what’s wrong? You don’t look so good…
Rin: It’s just some heartburn, don’t worry about it…
Sousuke: In either case, you did pretty well…
Rin: YOU should try drinking this next time and ‘taste the feelings of stag beetles.’
Sousuke: Well, I think I’ll pass…

THIS IS SO CUTE DOTING BOYFRIEND SOUSUKE IS SO ADORABLE AND MOMO AND NITORI AND AHHH! also, the audio cuts off at the end, so if anyone has the full version of this track, please let me know!

(via rinmatsuoka)

— 10 hours ago with 3425 notes
yoshidaeri:

Please take a moment to appreciate how much better Isayama has gotten at drawling Hanji and Levi.

yoshidaeri:

Please take a moment to appreciate how much better Isayama has gotten at drawling Hanji and Levi.

(via onizenmaru)

— 10 hours ago with 2080 notes

paradigmation:

Track 9: Free Wake Up Ambush, part 4

Rin: Hah? Haru became a mackerel?
Nagisa: Yeah! What should we do, Rin-chan?
Rin: Are you pulling me leg?
Rei: Rin-san, it’s true! Don’t you want to help Haruka-senpai?!
Makoto: Rin, please!
Rin: Ohh… Sheesh… Here! If it was a mermaid princess, wouldn’t a prince’s kiss turn her into human?
Nagisa: Rin-chan, Haru-chan didn’t turn into a mermaid, he turned into a mackerel!
Rin: Shut up! I don’t know! I’m cutting the call! See you!
Nagisa: A prince’s kiss… Mako-chan.
Rei: Makoto-senpai.
Makoto: Eh!? Me?!
Rei: You can do it, Makoto-senpai!
Nagisa: At this rate, Haru-chan might die! There’s no water on the bed!
Makoto: Ah… I-I got it. This is for Haru’s sake!
[ sound of heart beating ]
[ door opens ]
Haruka: What are you doing?
Makoto: Eh!?
Nagisa: Uweh?! Haru-chan?
Rei: Haruka-senpai!
Makoto: Haru! Didn’t you turn into mackerel…?
Haruka: What are you talking about? I was making breakfast in the kitchen this entire time.
Makoto: Then, this mackerel is…?
Haruka: That’s a mackerel toy Coach Sasabe gave me. It’s quite well done, right? It has a clock too, so you can use it as an alarm clock.
Rei: A-Alarm clock…
Haruka: Once it goes off, it’ll jump out from the blankets. It wakes in an instant.
Nagisa: And here we thought Haru-chan loved mackerel so much he became a mackerel too…
Haruka: That can’t be possible. Hurry and go eat breakfast.
Nagisa, Rei & Makoto: Ehhh…

(note: translations are done from japanese -> chinese -> english, so there may be small differences)

(via yurinforit)

— 10 hours ago with 2392 notes
"I think there is a real fear of being labeled anti-sex. The way pornographers and their allies have sold this is that you’re either pro-pornography or you’re anti-sex. Which of course is ludicrous because pornography is not the same as sex. Pornography is an industrial product. It commodifies human needs and sells it back to people, often in an unrecognizable form. It is not simply a reflection of reality. It is a specific representation of it and it is a specific way of representing sex.
Now to assume that if you are against pornography you’re against sex, is to assume that anyone who criticizes McDonald’s is anti-eating. People who criticize McDonald’s are against the destruction of the environment, against the assault on healthy foods, and against child obesity. They are against an industrial product. They are not against eating. So why can’t they see that it is the same thing when it comes to pornography and sex?"
— 11 hours ago with 578 notes

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

(via neokeylowell)

— 12 hours ago with 69804 notes